Alright, That Bitch Is Gone!

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Post 1 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 05-Oct-2006 23:02:21

My neighbor, the one with the stupid dog that barked all daylong, she finally moved today! Yes! Yes! Yes! Bitch, be gone! The bitch is the dog, of course, not her. Stupid damned bitch, bitch, bitch, be gone, gone, gone! Ha ha ha!

Post 2 by frequency (the music man) on Friday, 06-Oct-2006 0:57:30

Um, sure...

Post 3 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 06-Oct-2006 1:23:47

*grr nothing annoys me more than having a dog yapping all night! *grrr why don't these people take their dogs inside in these situations. I feel sorry for them as much as me!

Post 4 by jmbauer (Technology's great until it stops working.) on Friday, 06-Oct-2006 2:14:24

Let's celebrate over an animal cracker or four. I call the copulating elephants!

Post 5 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 06-Oct-2006 5:34:54

Um? Right.

Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 06-Oct-2006 7:00:20

LOL Jim.

I have a neighbor who used to have a great Dane. If you think listening to a small dog yap constantly is annoying, you should have to listen to a dog as big as a horse bark constantly.

Post 7 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 06-Oct-2006 7:00:30

well, glad you're happy

Post 8 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 06-Oct-2006 13:07:41

It's a bit odd though, calling a little dog a bitch, isn't it? Haha

Post 9 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 06-Oct-2006 16:28:28

I've never slept as soundly as I did last night! Now I wonder what will make my neighbors who play loud music move away...

Post 10 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Friday, 06-Oct-2006 16:31:45

All righty then...

Post 11 by SilkySarah (Veteran Zoner) on Friday, 06-Oct-2006 18:13:33

Aww Jim, ya beat me to it! lol

Raskolnikov: If you figure out how to get rid of the loud music neighbors, let me know, kay?

Post 12 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 06-Oct-2006 19:52:46

Maybe I can call immigration on them...but then again no, I'm not that evil.

Post 13 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Saturday, 07-Oct-2006 21:33:52

In my neighborhood we have this new neighbor that moved in behind me. Parties every weekend almost. And a couple of weekends ago the party didn't start until 2 in the morning! Music blasting and yes, a yappy dog! I've always wanted to report but also didn't want to be the "bad guy."
Troy

Post 14 by frequency (the music man) on Saturday, 07-Oct-2006 22:15:45

Just fire a few warning shots with dry ice in a bottle. they'll get the hint. lol

Post 15 by jmbauer (Technology's great until it stops working.) on Saturday, 07-Oct-2006 22:30:45

Either that, or join the party!

Post 16 by Jess227 on Saturday, 07-Oct-2006 23:29:18

Have you ever thought about shutting the window? Or if you live in a apartment wearing head phones or putting some sort of sound sleeper on?

If it's in a apartment: Call the land lord and complain.
Housing development: Call the neighbor and ask them to shut the dog up. Or if that fails, call the cops and animal control. And state that the dog is disturbing the peace.

Or if the dog stays outside 99% of the time, do what one of my neighbors do and throw a anti-freeze burger over the fence. Thats what happened to this one yapper many years ago. For 4 months he barked his ass off, and then their next door neighbor got fed up and with gloves, antifreeze and a cooked burger the dog ate it and died from it.

Post 17 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Sunday, 08-Oct-2006 0:47:15

aaah! that's sad! but it's hard to sleep with headphones on! .. like the other ideas though.

Post 18 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Sunday, 08-Oct-2006 6:27:25

lol...

Post 19 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Sunday, 08-Oct-2006 6:33:32

Loui found it funny! haha Lol

Post 20 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Monday, 23-Oct-2006 19:01:46

You miserable fucker, you should burn in hell. Anti-freeze burgers. If that had been my dog I would have murdered you with my bare hands. Get a life, and some compassion you bastard. Oh, and to the topic's boster. I sympathize. I live in a dorm and if It's not the neighbor to the left of us blasting music, it's the neighbors across the hall fighting, or the neighbors to the right having sex. Of course, I'm sure they're not thrilled when I blast Wagner or when Drew barks at the door. Ah, but we all must grin and bare it, for we are only human after all.

Post 21 by frequency (the music man) on Tuesday, 24-Oct-2006 16:38:05

aww, poor dog. People like that need to be fed an antifreeze berger.

Post 22 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 26-Oct-2006 2:04:35

Yeah, that bitch sure is gone but now the new neighbors I've got are louder than the uproar in an asylum. Damned disfunctional families!

Post 23 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 26-Oct-2006 9:37:14

I am tempted to say something about grass, greener and the other side of the fence, but I won't.

I'll just say, sorry to hear that.

Bob

Post 24 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 26-Oct-2006 12:52:00

It's no problem, really. This apartment complex is full of lunes and I'm just another raving lunatic in this loonie bin.

Post 25 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 22-Mar-2007 16:48:28

Who the hell thought of feeding that dog an Anti-Freeze burger? That's fucking wrong! Sorry about the noisy neighbors. Don't know what else to say

Post 26 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Thursday, 22-Mar-2007 17:40:53

My neighbors dog barks quite a bit during the night. What I normally do is open my front door and yell at it to shut the fuck up, it usually works and I can careless if the neighbors heard me or not. I need sleep and that's that.

I remeber one time I woke up at the crack of dawn on Saturday and fed my stray cats and that annoys the dog, I knew this. I did it purposely so that it'd wake up the neighbors although they didn't know none the less have any clue. They just think I'm just an early bird. Now they keep the dog indoors majority of the time now. Gotta love my tactics.

Post 27 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 18-Apr-2007 9:48:12

That works too. At least the dog is somewhere you can't hear it.

Post 28 by Dubstep1984 (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 27-Dec-2007 19:30:52

that is really fucked up. giving a dog an antifreeze burger. i had an austrailian cattle dog that met that fait. it was sad as hell to watch him suffer too. the poor thing was shaking and convulsing and panting and whimpering. it got to the point where he got lock jaw from the antifreeze. at that point, my dad took him to the vet and got him yuthinized. it is extremely sad when people do crap like that to another living being.

Post 29 by Dubstep1984 (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 27-Dec-2007 19:41:59

we have someone who lives behind our complex who has a dog. the dog is kept outside and barks constantly at night. also the dog howels as if he/she is neglected. we thought about calling animal control out to assess the situation and talk to the owner of the dog but we are not sure about doing that yet.

Post 30 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 07-Jan-2008 14:16:57

I hate when people leave their dogs out all day and night.

Post 31 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Monday, 07-Jan-2008 21:41:39

someone poizened our cat smokey and i think it was our land lady and he was the most nice kitty too not clinggy but never a mean cat. I still want to injur that woman but I think she died two years ago so I'm sure her judgement has come. Poor Smokey.

Post 32 by Dubstep1984 (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 07-Jan-2008 22:03:13

yeah i hate when dogs r left out all the time. and as for poisoning cats. that is messed up. how can people do such cruel actions?

Post 33 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 08-Jan-2008 10:30:46

This is why I don't watch those animal cruelty shows on Animal Planet anymore, especially now that I have Steven.

Post 34 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Tuesday, 08-Jan-2008 15:10:25

In the next town over, someone left their dog out, and the next day it was found bound and gagged.

Post 35 by BrailleNote Nut (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Friday, 30-May-2008 21:25:51

antifreeze burger? wuh?

Post 36 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 30-May-2008 22:23:58

ok, who ever the hell made that dog eat that burger i'm sure will burn in hell. Dude, that's just sick, wrong, and a whole bunch of other things.

Post 37 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Saturday, 31-May-2008 10:32:14

We have people down the end of our garden who leave their dog out all the time. Its generally really quiet but just ocasionally it barks and howls. We also have a couple to the right with two small children, one's just coming up for one next month and the other's three in August and they've got the builders in, so mingled with the nearly-three-year-old's shouts, screams and tantrum when he's bored at home, we have the builders racket during the week as well, plus scaffolding, building materials, fencing and everything else to go with it, slowly taking over mum's front garden as well, so she's none too happy and is so looking forward to the day everybody just clears off, not to put too finer point on it, lmfaolmfaolmfao.

Jen.

Post 38 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Saturday, 31-May-2008 10:35:32

O yeah, and I forgot this four-year-old girl brat who also lives down the end, probably next door to the family who leave their dog out and she just screams the whole time she's outside. Mum says she does nothing but scream all the time though I'd never've noticed as I have my laptop on and headphones clamped to my head 24 7, lmfao.


Jen.

Post 39 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 17-Jun-2008 0:38:52

Holy shit. i'd call the police and have someone fined for disturbing the peace. Sheesh, the idiocy of some people!

Post 40 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Tuesday, 17-Jun-2008 8:47:19

We lived next to someone that had 4 dogs. Damn you couldn't even go out and play for the constant barking!! Cats are better!!

Post 41 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Sunday, 16-Jan-2011 15:28:21

You guys are just...lol
Anyway, Rask, I know all about noisy dogs, neighbors, etc, but the whole antifreeze burger thing is just...fucking wrong! I could say much more, but I don't feel like typing all that right now, so let's just leave it at that...

Post 42 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Monday, 17-Jan-2011 11:38:52

haha. when I saw this topic, I thought it was going to be about someone's annoying ex girlfriend leaving or something. Lmfao!

Post 43 by squidwardqtentacles (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 17-Jan-2011 12:59:42

Ding dong the witch is gone the wicked witch is gone...congratulations! Sometimes pet owners can be pretty bad neighbors, just as bad as parents who make no effort to control their kid(s). Hooray to silence!

Post 44 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Monday, 17-Jan-2011 22:15:20

:d lol Jess, me too! Except I wasn't too sure it was about someone's x-girlfriend; I actually thought it would be about like, another user or something. lol

Post 45 by contradiction (aww, I always knew my opinion mattered to you!) on Tuesday, 18-Jan-2011 3:06:25

lmao agreed with both jess and ashley. :D

Post 46 by Thunderstorm (HotIndian!) on Tuesday, 18-Jan-2011 5:22:49

i wonder! dono why people are bringing up the oldest posts offlate?

Raaj

Post 47 by squidwardqtentacles (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 18-Jan-2011 14:48:58

The original poster's neighbor probably has a house that's far from her neighbors by now, or maybe her dog is barking in its next life...I'll start checking posting dates B4 I respond. I was surprised by this one. I just respond to the ones that look like something I can relate to, but this one is old.

Post 48 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 19-Jan-2011 14:36:01

I agree with raj.

Post 49 by SatansProphet (Forever in the service of Satan, my King...) on Wednesday, 27-Apr-2011 5:48:53

I do so hate yappy dogs! But I imagine the Great Dane would be much worse. Lol.

Post 50 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 05-Jun-2011 23:30:52

Good point. rofl.